Miss Piggy On Beauty

fearfullymade-locs:

thedameloves:

homeisaheartbeat:

What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

Never too old to learn from the Muppets.

And this:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy

(via kerrystickz)

good-for-mee:

Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.

(via somekidwithablog)

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via buttsandbooks)

legolast:

my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”

(via kingvagina)

amoying:

girl you have a great personaltitty

(via i-am-not-a-monster)