nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

(via buttsandbooks)

blakeliversage:

sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you

(via somekidwithablog)

Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

ruf1ohn1tram:

fluttertree42:

Friendly reminder that Wheatley is canonically afraid of heights and space is a bottomless void where you’re constantly falling but not being pulled toward anything (^ u ^)*

(via metricaprovince)

the-fandoms-are-cool:

darrynek:

hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go

I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”

(via metricaprovince)

elasticitymudflap:

fictional boys (◡‿◡✿)

fictional boys fighting (◕‿◕✿)

fictional boys getting beat up (◉‿◉✿)

fictional boys covered in blood (⊙‿⊙✿)

fictional boys covered in their own blood (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

(via stilesisaslytherin)

snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

(Source: americanhustler, via stupidstinky)

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via stupidstinky)